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When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!
A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.
Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.
Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.
Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant
Or Dinner Finger
Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.
Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.
"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"