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A Canadian term for "butter fingers".
That Dez Bryant has some yogurt fingers, eh?
Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.
I had to finger fist my girl to cum.
A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.
Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.
Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.
Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?
Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.
The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"