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place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.
Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
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blowing your load while you're soft
d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style
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1. plain, open and direct
2. at full speed
3. total, complete
He just farted in my face, flat-out.
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Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.
Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!
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Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
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slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.
I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.
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