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a one room, over priced box. Normally containing a kitchenette (2 ring hob if your lucky and a plug)with open plan lounge/bedroom.
Perfect for hobbits and people with no real friends.
Knock, knock;
hold on, i need to fold away the bed before i can open the door to my studio flat.
blowing your load while you're soft
d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style
1. plain, open and direct
2. at full speed
3. total, complete
He just farted in my face, flat-out.
Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.
Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!
Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.
I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.