To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.
I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!
To be surprised about something
I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
A racial slur for.black people.
It's so dark.out here..the only way I see you is when you smile with your floating chicklets
Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
-Something to compare an awesome situation to
-The ultimate of all scenarios
-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following
Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"
Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"
Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."
Person 2: "Dick Ass."
Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..
Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions
leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.