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“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.
Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.
Last night my man gave me The Rootbeer Float, I'll be sticky for a week!
When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float
I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .
Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.
So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.
No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.
$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence
Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.