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When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.
I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.
A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.
The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.