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A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
Fork Union Military Academy sucks.
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cautionary phrase uttered by women performing oral sex, telling the man not to cum yet, as she presently expects a fucking
She gives a great blowjob, but she's always like 'save your fork, there's pie.'
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A high school located in American Fork, Utah. School colors are red and black. Mascot is the Caveman. A rival of Lone Peak High School. They are best known for their marching band, but have many other award-winning organizations, such as cheerleading. More integrated and down-to-earth than Lone Peak.
Those kids are pretty awesome and down-to-earth, they must go to American Fork High School.
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In a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs anal sex with each other after recently excreting. Then taking a fork and scraping off any "poo" residue from their penis' and then both ejaculating onto the fork. Finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman's vagina then hand feeding her the substance(s).
Me and Mark gave Janine a German Thrust Fork!
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A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!
“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.
2) A reference to sex that isn't crude
The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:
The Angry Dragon
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The Spiderman
But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.
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An amazing Fortnite themed hotel that will personally give you Type-2 Cancer©.
Fork Knife Bed & Bath caters to all of your 7-year old needs!
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