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A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"
Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"
Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"
Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"
Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
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Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"
Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!
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Semen.
A guy will blow his load on a cupcake for a girl to eat and his cum makes the icing, also known as whore frost.
Whenever I eat a cupcake I lick off all the whore frost first!
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cum on the tip of a penis
slang: kooler see boob jelly
"ewww I can see his penis frosting!"
"dude you are so penis frosting"
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ejaculating up a female's nose, then smacking said nose.
~Dude, what happened last night?
~I jack-frosted her man
~Yeah, awesome
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frosting on the cake - the image after someone distributes a huge load of semen all over someones face.
or the act of pulling out of doggy style and busting all over a girls butt.
frosting the cake - the act of ejaculating all over someones face. (thus frosting them).
frosting or to frost (v.) - the act of masturbating or ejaculating
"dude.. u frosted her cake."
"yo i just frosted your cake"
the frosting on the cake was huge and nasty
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Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
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