French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.

"fran frying pan is homosexual"

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.

Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu

frying your bacon

Another way of saying, "I am dominating you". What someone can say when they're winning a game by an outrageous margin.

Ha. I win again. I am totally frying your bacon dude.

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

stir fry crazy

A giant mix of pure crazy, that's too much crazy for even bat shit crazy to define.

Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.