Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.

Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?

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google call

Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.

Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.

Derived from "Booty Call"

My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.

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not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

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Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

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Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.

I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!

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google whore

someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a "goog-whore" for short

"Hey guys, I just got the new Google Wave beta!"
"Pfffft, what a google whore"

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Googled out

When you're so bored that you've completely ran out of things to Google.

Oh man - I'm so bored, I've totally googled out!

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