Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

Nerd Gardener

gar-den-er

n.

A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.

Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."

That Nerd Gardener is not doing a good job!

He is a Nerd Gardener! Let's get his autograph!

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Garden City

Garden City, typical stuck up people.
Dont care about you, or anyone else besides themselves.
Think their towns better when clearly Floral Park could rock their jaw anytime anywhere.

Floral Parkian 1: Ew look at those stuck up people over there.
Floral Parkian 2: Yeah, their most likely from garden city.

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Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

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Lady Garden

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)

Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"

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