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Survivalist term for the mass of unprepared citizens who will descend on the countryside like a blinged out swarm of locusts when the SHTF.
"By the time I got off from work & could hit the road myself, the Golden Horde had already stripped every Stop-N-Rob between here and Memphis!"
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It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.
The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.
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Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.
Side effects: Death
Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?
Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)
Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight
John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!
Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.
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Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)
A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.
Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.
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When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.
Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.
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"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."
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noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.
Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.
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