grip-a-dick

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum

Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!

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mud grips

A studded condom. In the south, "mud grips" is a term for truck tires that are designed for driving in the mud. Since sticking it in the butt is also called "playing in the mud", this term is also commonly applied to studded condoms.

After picking up this slut from the bar, i stopped at the 7-11 and bought a couple mud grips for later.

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Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

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monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

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Gorilla Grip

When you grab your dick so hard that you pop a vein

I had to be hospitalized because I pulled off the gorilla grip

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Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

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raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

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