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an animal that really really has to pee
Stanley has to pee like a race horse.
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Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.
Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.
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A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.
Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.
Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.
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Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*
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Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!
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When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.
Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!
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Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.
Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"
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