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putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay
Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.
To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
I gave her the wet hamster last night!
When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.
I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.
She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot
When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.