A person who has the same ideas as a hippie, eats like a hippie, works in a health food store or other place where a bunch of hippies hang out, tries dressing like a hippie but really wears name brand clothing most of the time, but also lives in a nice house and drives an suv
Jennifer pretends to be a hippie but everyone knows she is really only a mall hippie
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A word used to describe just about every hippie ever. Though of course there were smart hippies, most hippies are indeed dumb.
Dumb hippies think love and peace are the same thing. (if you don't know the difference, chances are you are a dumb hippie)
Dumb hippies think "corporate greed" causes EVERYTHING bad in the world - wars, environmental decay, my dog's death - EVERYTHING.
Dumb hippies think the original hippies achieved anything of note (your "revolution" was either failed, or imagined, or both.)
Dumb hippies think a protest song about how we should all love each other is going to stop conflicts.
Dumb hippies believe in "holistic" or "alternative" medicine that's a complete scam, until they need emergency surgery THEN they go to the "regular" hospitals to get their lives saved.
Dumb hippies listen to crappy "jam band" music which is only bearable if you're stoned out of your minds.
Dumb hippies tend to be vegetarians, who kill thousands of field mice and insects (animals too) in their pursuit of eating vegetables, yet try to seem superior to people who eat cows.
Dumb hippies describe themselves as "spiritual not religious" which is short for "deluded, not just in any conventional way"
Dumb hippies use Macs even though there's just nothing specifically different or anti-corporate or anything about them except marketing. Hippies just like to buy overpriced, slickly produced mass consumer goods. Who woulda thunk.
Dumb hippies are almost without exception affluent and usually white.
While emos, who share those 2 characteristics, believe the life of young suburban middle class white people is the most complicated and troubled of them all, dumb hippies TRULY believe that they are fixing the world's problems by recycling, protesting, taking drugs, fucking, buying macs, and writing dumb songs, all the while ignoring that out in the real world REAL problems faced by people who dont live comfortably continue.
How about we go to another dumb hippie meeting where we smoke up and say something vague and catchy about corporate greed and how we don't like war?
I'm sure we'll save the world again by the end of the week.
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An Urban Hippie is someone who incorporates both modern and hippie lifestyles. An urban hippie eats organic food and is most likely a vegetarian. They most likely drive a Volkswagen (yes, Jetta's count too). They like to camp and be out in nature. They currently, have lived or want to live in Oregon. They have very liberal viewpoints. They are not afraid to speak their mind and often us intelligent words most of us have never even heard of. They have a softspot for animals and will take any strays in, even ones that show up at 2am. An Urban Hippie may be any race or gender, but is most likely white and most likely named Erin.
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A drug trip when you take a hit of E and shrooms at the same time
Guy 1: How was your weekend?
Guy 2: Dude, I can't even remember- I went hippie flippin!
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Patchouli oil (also patchouly or pachouli).
That chick smells like hippie piss.
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When you are smoking a fat blunt of schwag ass weed and smoke a seed and it pops like a grenade giving you a flash back to nam and the dirt weed
Make sure you pick out all of the seeds of this shit weed cause you dont want to run in to a Hippy grenade
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Someone who rejects use of all mainstream web browsers and insists upon using a browser that has less than 10% market share, in extreme cases for purely ideological reasons.
Browser hippies are often faced with the reality that they are unable to properly access some web sites because their creators have not spent the resources to make the site work in a browser that is used by only a small number of users.
Jonathan: I can't get to Google.
Brad: What browser do you use?
Jonathan: Opera.
Patrick: You're a browser hippie.
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