jihadist hug

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar

calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug

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Mexican Hug

When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.

Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww

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biker hug

When two men with thick bushy mustache’s rub them together in a friendly greeting.

Look at those guys over there giving out biker hugs.

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Dutch Hug

A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.

Dude, I got home on valentine's day and my girlfriend gave me a Dutch Hug.

Fuck!

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gateway hugs

A gateway hug is similar to a gateway drug in the sense that it leads to something more. A gateway hug leads to excessive making out, blowjobs, or consequently sex.

Took this girl out for the first time last night, got the gateway hugs. Woke up at her place the next morning.

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turtle hug

Laying on your back while hugging the person next to you who is also on their back.

"They gave us funny looks when we spontaneously turtle hugged at the zoo."

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side hug

When someone is standing next to you and give you a hug but without facing you. So they're hugging you from the side of your body.

1. Joby said, "Lexie, why do you always give me side hugs?"

2. Grady came up to Karin and gave her a side hug.

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