tmh-this may hurt

One of the most god damn funniest sites I've ever god damn seen..god damnit..

This May Hurt is a funny site.Check it out!*winks and puts a thumbs up*

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my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord

Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡

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Putting the hurt on her

When you raw dog a girl in gangbang and cum in her eye with the force of a fire hose

He and the bois were putting the hurt on her last night

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my left ear hurts

A dreamnotfound moment has happened.

The phrase stemmed from a tiktok where a girl claimed that she has psychic abilities that allow her to feel when energy shifts because it makes her left ear hurt. She went on to say that her left ear started hurting when thinking of/watching dream and george. Thus, she concluded that something was suddenly going on between them.

This tiktok spread to twitter, where the term started being used by both dnfers and nondnfers whenever a “dreamnotfound moment” happened. This term has since spread to tiktok as well.

George: *sends dream a tiktok about wanting to rail him*

The Twitter Timeline: my left ear hurts

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make his pockets hurt

it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”

Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt

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baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.

"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller

tell a lie and hurt you

rick astley doesnt do that

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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