Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Jeffy: Farts
Rosalina: What's that smell?
Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.
Mario: JEFFY!
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Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.
John was Whipping someone else’s porridge
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A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.
OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!
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The act of man allowing another man to perform oral sex on him without reciprocating. The first party justifies that he is not gay because he did not put a penis in his own mouth.
Charlie doesn't do anything at the interstate restrooms but he will let someone be gay on him.
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On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.
“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”
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Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.
Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day
Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?
Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
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