red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.

This person is about to be a red eight.

Broke Red

Angry southern rant, often followed by violence and a trip to the emergency room.

That sum' bitch said Dale Earnhardt could't win, so I took off my shirt an' broke red on his ass.

Red Mangus

A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.

I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.

The Red Ricky

The Red Ricky is when you bone a girl in the shower while she is on her period.

Guy 1: Yo I heard Eric The Red Ricky with Meg last week.
Guy 2: Awe dude that's wicked. What an absolute pussy slayer.

red flare

A another name for a girl with an STD

“Bro did you fuck that hoe”Guy1 “Na she is a red flare”guy2

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?