Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.

Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.

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spoon flipper

exhibiting qualities of suburban SUV car culture motherhood and embedded into the ideology of happiness by way of consumerism disguised as healthy choices; as in the Yoplait commerical in which two white women with mom haircuts in capris and sleeveless button-down shirts flip their spoons in the air with satisfaction after finishing a serving of low-fat Yoplait.

We are absolutely not stopping at the outlet mall, what kind of spoon flipper are you?

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Ambiguous Spoon

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Person 1: "Cuddle party, my bed, now."
Person 2: "I call ambiguous spoon!"

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spoon train

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

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little spoon

the person on the inside of the snuggle who sometimes gets their back rubbed/hair played with when spooning, usually the girl

Liz said "I call the little spoon!"

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rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

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Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.

Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons

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