Pooper Sweeper

A person whose sole job is to pick up any fecal matter and/or waste products in an area to then throw it away for little to no personal gain. Commonly associated with societally induced labor but can also be a voluntary piece of work.

“Aw shucks, I have to be a Pooper Sweeper for a little bit. My family says that I have to go pick up our dog’s poop right now.”

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"