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A less time consuming alternative to literal showering (with soap and water) in which you shower yourself entirely in body spray deoderant. This is often done by smokers to quickly hide the aroma of whatever it is they were smoking.
The term comes from the racist belief that Natives are dirty, lazy, druggies.
"Oh shit, Mom's home! Quick, hide the gas and we'll take an indian shower!"
"Dude, you smell fucking terrible. Take this can of Axe to the bathroom and give yourself an indian shower."
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The act of laying passed out in a gutter. This stems from the stereotype that Native Americans have a low tolerance for alcohol, and a high rate of alcoholism.
Steve McKenna had too much Jack Daniel's. Now he's in front of the bar sitting Indian style.
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Where a female sits on a face of her lover, with the lover's nose in the vagina like a sybian, while she bounces up and down on the lover's lips which are shaped like a circle. As her butt bounces on her lover's lips and makes an Indian stereotypical battle cry.
The pressure of her butt coming down on the lips making the sound of an Indian battle cry. Therefore called Indian-style.
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A relationship where its not public and the only people who know about the relationship is the 2 involved and MAYBE a few close friends.
Dude 1, "Hey bro, are they going out together? Since when?"
Dude 2, "Yeah its been 6 months. They are in an Indian Relationship."
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Its is India and its cultural heritage that has survived centuries of invasions, abuse and oppression by invaders who molested the rich and beautiful land and still criticize it for not submitting to them by shaming it for being a poor country third world country even if it has contributed so much for society.
This cultural ridiculing and racism and and make Indian people feel bad about being Indian and mock us. We all know what happened to the native Americans for having a different culture they were shamed and forced to do thing like cut their hair to fit norms of the "civilized ".And still there is no native American president and the people dont have a very loud voice of representation even in the modern times and the woke highly developed countries cant provide it for them.
This systemic shaming and erasing of culture, making Indians loathe themselves and anti nationalism is going to be either the end for this ancient culture. A reminder that their so called uneducated, poor, uncivilized ,ancestors have been tortured a lot but have never once been down to the will of outside nations even with such limited resources.
But the question remains will the educated , privileged, intelligent, civilized, brilliant youth will be the fall of Indian culture. And will the those who are disgusted, selflothing and ashamed of this culture their ancestors fought hard to preserve and disappoint their souls.
Indian dude: I hate our festival diwali.
Foreigner: why isn't it like a good thing , festival of lights good over evil and all.
Indian dude: No , I read in Economic Times that it is a festival of fats and oils. It causes pollution because of fire crackers and noise pollution.
Foreigner: But dont you eat vegan food during the festival and continue to eat it throughout the week. Only the sweets are oily and sugary and people only eat it during the festival like cakes on Christmas and mutton biriyaani during Ramadan.
Foreigner: also dont you burst crackers on new years , wedding , Christmas, Ramadan, Eid, etc
Where do you read this stuff anyway?
Indian guy : television, advertisement, twitter,magazine, bollywood,news etc
Foreigner: And you take it like that?
Indian guy: ya cuz Indian culture sucksssss man.
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A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!
You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!
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1. Its when you are going down on your wife or girlfriend, and you discover they are menstruating and wearing a tampon. You grab the tampon string with your teeth and pull it out, then you vigorously swing your head back and forth to place red warpaint markings on your cheeks. You then make the classic "woo woo woo woo" sound with your hand over your mouth and proceed to get down to business.
2. The smeared red face you get after going down on a woman on her period. Usually alcohol is a factor.
Michael: Man, my wife is special this week. I guess I won't get any for awhile.
Joe: Nah, just do some "playing Indian" and she will be so freaked out she will forget and let you nail her.
"To my surprise she was on the rag, but I just played Indian and got down to business."
"Wow you must have been drunk, by the look of your face you were playing Indian last night."
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