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March 9th is the day we appreciate Sherbertquake56 joining twitch because they’re really cool
Person 1: what are your plans for International Sherbertquake56 Day?
Person 2: idk when is it?
Person 1: March 9th
An international day for celebrating by eating garlic. This appreciation day celebrated in the month of April was, without doubt, was invented by American individuals that later popularized it to keep the vampires away (or such things one could get away with eating garlic for).
Person A: Oh cool, International Garlic Day in 2018 took place on Tuesday, April 17th.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.
Tell a kira that you love them and about how much you appreciate them, make it good because they are hard to please, but they are also worth it
Example:
Boy-happy international kira day! i love you so much your very appreciated!
kira-thanks
April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off
oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day
Hell. An actual living hell. It’d be great if the teachers were better, no no it wouldn’t it’d still be plain old hell.
Hey what school do you go to?
Cambridge International School Dubai,why?
STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU’RE DEVIL’s SPAWN AAAGH
Internation Moose? Day is a day on may 29th where everyone must only say "moose?". Saying anything but "moose?" will get you yelled at by another person.
Bill: "Moose?"
Jeb: "Moose?"
Jenny: "What are you guys doing?"
Bill and jeb: "Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? "
Jenny: "oooooooooh, its Internation Moose? Day"
The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).
IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...