Isaiah

A dense, dumb man with a sexual penchant for Craigslist ads.

Isaiah: Man, did you see that Craigslist ad this morning?
Me: Please put your pants back on.

Isaiah

This boi is the most cynical person you will ever meet

fucking isaiah mate

Isaiah

That likes to smoke weed and and to get fucked by a skunk

Isaiah come smoke this weed

Isaiah

A boy with a big fat loaf for hair

A very gay person should be cooking bread with a pan. That’s isaiah alright.

Isaiah

Retarded and stupid and belongs to Emma.

Isaiah is so stupid.

Isaiah

A guy who plays video games all day, takes his girlfriend for granted, and only cares about his tv.

Isaiah loves his video games!
Isaiah can’t be without my precious tv!

Isaiah

Isaiah is the friend To be a round with no matter what he has your back, and he is also a really handsome young man ladies you should check him out. No matter what he’s gone ride for the boys.

Isaiah Is the best friend you could ever have.