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Whoa whoa, first of all, Long Island is not part of the city or most definitely, not part of upstate New York. Furthermore, there is a huge difference between Nassau and Suffolk, North shore and South shore. The Hamptons are basically a separate entity altogether. Billy Joel said it best: either you date a rich girl from the North Shore or a cool girl from the South shore. Except North Shore girls are actually cooler...but South shore beaches are the best (Robert Moses field 4!). We live for the summers...beer bqs and the beach. People who hate Long Island are just jealous. Who wouldn't want to live on the water, have a gorgeous house, and drive a sweet car. We can go to NYC whenever we want (even though we never do). We could probably single handedly support Abercrombie, Polo, and Lily Pullitzer. Long Island is far superior to everywhere else.
Long island is the breeding ground for gorgeous girls, hot guys, nice cars, and fabulous beaches.
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A black person of Carribean origins.
I can't understand a fucking word that Island Nigger is saying!
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a strategy for picking up women, named after the Allies' strategy used in World War II. It consists of using an uglier girl to get closer to her hotter friends, and then in turn using that girl to get closer to her hotter friends, jumping from girl to girl until you've reached your desired goal.
Have you heard of "island hopping"?
Yeah, of course I have!
Yeah, I started dating Agnus two years ago but I island hopped my way to Jessica
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okay listen...i live on the south shore of staten island. i am not a wigger,i am half hispanic, i am not rich by ANY means, i work as hard as my parents to support the family, i do not hav a nextel or valor suit, i do not drive a lexus, i do not live on toadt hill, my mom drives a crappy toyota corolla with 1 hub cap, and i do not wax my eyebrows or get a tan everyday. thank you.
north shore asshole#1- dont u hate those wigga bitches in south shore of staten island?
north shore asshole#2- yea they all lil rich russians and italians..
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Island that extends from Queens to Suffolk County. Covers a large area of multicultural mixes. Suffolk County contains more than just the Hamptons and is not all rich or all poor. It is south and east of NYC. Although two parts of NYC are on the island the whole island is not part of the city. That is like saying Disneyworld is all of Forida, or Boston is the only city in MA.
However it does have the world's Biggest parking lot commonly known as the LIE.
Also some LIers are from NYC but not all and all LIers are New Yorkers.
1: Oh where are you from?
2: Long Island
1: Isn't it dangerous there in the city?
2: I wouldn't know I'm from Suffolk County.
1: Oh the Hamptons.
2: No they are an hour away.
1: Oh. Where are you?
2: Here.
1: Never heard of it.
2: Well it is part of Long Island.
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A city now in SW Florida where 99.9% of the inhabitants are over the age of 90 but still think they can drive. Also a good place to go if you are between the ages of 14-21 and would like to get harassed by both the locals and local police force alike. Tourist girls that are cute and between the ages of 15-18 are more than welcome and please bring friends
Oh my gosh mom Marco Island is chop full of old people!!
Marco island is just another large retirement home
I love Marco Island
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this should not be considered a borough Who even goes here who is paying five cash to go on a ferry just to go with some ratchet orange people live yeah I’m talking about the Italians don’t want to hear it this is not New York who even Jack’s Staten Island?
Jason: isn’t Staten Island the fifth borough of New York
desiree: where is that?
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