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The act of eating a girls period blood out of her vagina
Why is Jon's mouth have a red stain around it?
He had italian soup for dinner last night.
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The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.
Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.
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A motha fuckin' beastly penis. If this term is used towards an individual, it is in the utmost respectful matter or in a very very derogatory sense. This gargantuan pecker is said to be a monster cock of at least 18 inches when limp! Truly, there is no need to be insecure for the said individual. It is a gift, really. The recipient is very well-endowed.
Guido came into class on exam day and whipped out his Italian Stallion. He then proceeded to slap the hell outta us with his 18 inch monster cock in the face until our noses bled and we had red welts all over. It was sick. He then forcefully shoved his staff of doom down all of our throats until we choked and died. It was unbearable.
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A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."
The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.
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I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety
Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?
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when the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. both are facing upward, and the girl pushes up with her hands. rumour is it is a very calorie burning sex position.
Big Bertha dropped 20 lbs after practicing the italian chandelier with her boyfriend all week.
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A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia
If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy
"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"
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