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a dude on hormon blockers and using a penis pump
joel tactor is on viagra to just see his dick and gets locked in gas chambers when in trouble.
A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."
"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
Coolest cat this side of the Mississippi
Man I'm so glad we have the honor of
having joel-buck as our friend he's the shit . And the flies
A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.
I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.
A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.
It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".
P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner
He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.
Oh no,look at Ryan Joel. He looks at you. Something happen here. Wkwkwkwkwkwkkw.
When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now