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The placing of ones penile instrument into an anus of a female companion whilst she is menstruating. Then removing said penis from said anus and placing it in her vagina, leaving truffle butter to coat with menstruation making a thick jelly.
Hey Jimmy remember that truffle bunny I scooped up at the club last night was on her rag when we got back to the crib. So she said she was down for anal so I stepped it up and made some truffle jelly!!!
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just normal rubber bracelets which i wear as a fashion and with the meaning both.. quiet cool!
red - lap dance
black - a good bang! ;)
blue - oral sex
and so on!!
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Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."
Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.
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A Jealous Person, so jealous they have their own name.
Reasons to use: If someone is being overly jealous you have the right to let them know that they are being a jelly head.
Mitch: Hey I just won the power ball!!!
Johnny: Playing the lottery is stupid, I work for everything I do not collect hand outs
Mitch: You're such a Jelly Head haha yeaa im in it to win it.
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kk Im 14 yrs old and i dont go any of the shit... i have about 40 on each arm...when i guy breaks it i tell the to **** off and get a life the ones that mean hug or sumthin i dont care but the rest hell ya! here are the meaning at my school'
red:make out
Blue:lap dance
Pink:oral sex
Black:sex
Green:eating out
glow in the dark: use of sex toys
orange:doggy style
purple: tittysex
white/clear:anything they want
The rest i forget!! it will all be over soon and a new fad will be in
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when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"
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A brilliant chillout band sending out relaxing vibes to everyone who downloads their shit.
Or buys it. Heh.
Their best relxation tune? Red Dust.
Their worst tune? Bachelor Pad.
Their weirdest tune? All of them, really. Esp. Nervous Tension and Page One.
Lemon Jelly are whack.
Lemon Jelly are fly.
I got shit-faced last night to Jemon Jelly.
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