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Jennifer lopez

Talentless woman who claims to be "from the block" when in fact, she was too middle class to be considered from the block. A so-so looking broad with a big ass and no tits who MOST likely slept her way to the top. Mariah Carey's long-standing rival.... Mariah Carey's rival I shudder at such thought... both talentless, greedy, self-centered whores.
The woman Ben Affleck left for the more talented, lovable, sexier, down-to-earth Jennifer Garner.
Crazy, demanding bitch who was walking around as if she were gonna give birth to the messiah.
Nowadays is Mrs. Zombie Skeletor... (she's married to Marc Anthony who left a former Miss Universe for her.... go figure).

Jennifer Lopez was way too fucking out of her mind so Ben Affleck left her ass a few weeks before the spectacle of a wedding she was planning.

by JacquelineBollinger April 23, 2008

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Jennifer Tilly

Hot โ€œu seem uncomfortable,do I make u nervousโ€๐Ÿ’–

Kid:whoโ€™s Jennifer tilly

Me:bae๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜Ÿโ˜๏ธ

by November 16, 2021

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Jennifer Velky

Jenny is the girl who is always an angel. She does things for the environment, she plays hockey, she is beautiful, she has no bad side, and I want her to become my girlfriend someday. Jenny, if you are reading this, you really are the person who makes me happier than ever. โค๏ธ

Jennifer Velky is so nice! She is an angel who I love! ๐Ÿ˜˜

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

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Jennifer Lopez

The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO

Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.

by GOODGUYAIDAN March 5, 2020

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Jennifer Afleck

what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.

Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.

by Woobie May 28, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


jennifer lopez

shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.

im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.

by Celebrityhater May 13, 2007

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jennifer lopez

A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.


She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*

If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?

by ur5minsisup June 8, 2005

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