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jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019


Jen Sam

Most handsome person
Car lover
Toyota Lover

Jen Sam drives a Toyota

by Kionj June 28, 2023


Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.

"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"

by Meltherealog June 20, 2017


Jen-Hsun

the kind of guy everyone looks up to, they are smart ambitious, joyful and usually a hottie. people often refer to a Jen-Hsun as a ray of sunshine. They have a way to light up your day just by having them around. they are very good listeners, they will always be there for the people they care about. they love to make others happy, and will go out of their way to do so. They have so much knowledge to share with others about anything and everything, they are fascinating. A Jen-Hsun may look like a bad boy but they are real softies deep down. They have an incredible sense humour, they can crack up a joke anytime anywhere. Having a Jen-Hsun in your life will bring you joy, happiness, comfort, reassurance and will make you feel alive. So basically they are perfect husband material.

-Girllll did you see that guy over there? Damn i wanna make him mine already
- jeez girl you right, he must be a Jen-Hsun

by Danxca__ November 24, 2021


Don Jen

Don is a word that shows respect for an older person.

It's a Spanish word.

Don Jen, how are you?

Como esta, Don Jen?

by theeeunknown101 March 30, 2023


Jen-Mae

This name is actually made up of one of the most common names , but surprisingly having them mixed together with the cutie "-" between made it unique that even this dictionary couldn't define it so I'll do it myself.

Jen-Mae is a very stupid and a clumsy yet a very brave soul that even if she doesn't know what she's doing, right or wrong, she's still never afraid to take the risk in order for her to grow and be the strong woman she dreams to be. She loves trying new things especially even if it's hard or even if the outcome may not be as good as what she expect, she still wanna explore and do it in her own stupid ways because she knows that going out from her comfort zone is the only way for her to grow. She's not smart but she have a very very very unique ways (that actually makes everything difficult) but in the end things are working out by her unique and weird ways.. Surprisingly. She loves her family more than herself. And the only reason she's still alive and kicking right now even tho life is freaking hard, is her Family. Right now , she definitely doesn't even know whether what she's doing is right or wrong but she's still rocking it because she knows that the only reason why she's still alive regardless of her being unbelievably stupid, is because of her savior, Jesus Christ. She may be stupid but she is very, very keen when it comes to understanding other ppl. And even in her bad days.. she still manage to get up with a big smile.. living gratefully.

Jen-Mae loves coffee, so if she asked you if you wanna have a coffre with her or if she made a coffee herself for you, then that's love.

by Saudadè217 August 16, 2021


Jen Pop

Code word for reggie. Regular marijuana. a way to hide what you mean over phone or in public.

Hey you know where that boy Jen Pop is at? you know jen pop right? the homeboy reggie?

by Stayflo May 28, 2021