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a. A person who drives from one Costco to another to fill his stomach with free samples. b. An tongue-tied imbecile who has trouble pronouncing 4 syllable words. c. A person regularly bullied by someone name Vinny.
Man, I saw you at the Glen Burnie Costco yesterday... Are you Jerry Colemaning me bro?
Ice Cream. Can be eaten a)while drowning over tears and misery. Or b)just because you crave it.
Forget about name...I've found two NEW men to love...and they're names are Ben & Jerry!
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A bedroom trick in which a man forcibly inserts his testicles into a girls butthole while jerking off, and right as he is about to blow a load he "pops" his balls out real fast and splooges on her face.
In reference to "Sherries Berries" famous Chocolate dipped strawberries. These are the chocolate dipped Man berries,
AKA: "Jerry's Berries"
During Jerry Brown's campaign for governor in California it was common at bars to hear the phrase "Give her the Berries Jerry!" yelled at the television screen when Jerry made statements against his hideous opponent Meg Whitman.
I took this guttermonster home the other night, she was so ugly that the only way I could finally nut was to give her the Jerry's Berries...
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Beer Drinking Game!
Each player takes turns casting seven pennies onto a table (or the floor). The casting player gives away one drink for each "heads", and consumes one drink for each "tails". Easy way to remember: Give head, get tail
Progressive Jerry's Kids - add one penny each round (after all players have thrown)
This game is rated Boot Factor 5 - high potential for gastro-intestinal evacuation
Dude, we killed the keg playing Jerry's Kids last night.
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To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
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The poor man that died on September 11th, 2001. He didn't die of what you think he died of, he died of a Viagra overdose.
Uncle Jerry always raped me, but he was the best uncle I've ever seen.
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an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
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