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The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.
Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore
Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.
Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey
A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.
Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.
A person who spends so much time looking in the mirror they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.
Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much time does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total mirror jockey!
Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect
Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha