Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

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The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.

"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"

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Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

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john

a complete bastard

Did you see John over there?
Yes, he is a BASTARD!!

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johns

to jones or crave/want something

buddy, i johns that girl over there

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John A

Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)

no... it's John A.

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johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

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