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the worst town in history. Boredom is common and residents are mostly racist rednecks who like beer. Pollution is terrible cuz of all the plants like steel mills and shit like that. Most people will leave the area and find somewhere else. Beer is the most prefered drink. Entertainment is usually masturbation and video games.
Hey. I spent the weekend in a town called Ashland, Kentucky . It sucked massive cowballs. I also had assues which didnt help none.
Damn. you are kinda stupid. as soon as you see the sign. GUN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!
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An whiskey thats cheap, but tastes good as hell.
I had five shots of Kentucky Gentlemen last night and was set for a while.
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The Kentucky Deluxe is defined as the act of a man engaging in sexual congress with a live hen i.e. female chicken, and then ejaculating all over the chicken before throwing the chicken into a pan of hot oil and deep frying the chicken. After which the man must put the fried chicken back onto his erect penis and serve it to waiting customers, guests, family members, etc.
One Kentucky Deluxe coming right up!
Eat it while it's hot. Make sure to eat it off the "stick".
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While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)
We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.
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Another position for the game from a certain movie. Similar to the Kentucky Wristwatch, but for those less endowed. Performed by wrapping your penis around your finger.
Brad should try doing a Kentucky Fingerwatch next time, it might look more convincing.
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A cute redneck, either boy or girl, usually referring to the opposite sex.
"Damn Jim, you see that Kentucky monkey working the drive thru? Cute."
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During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
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