The hands down biggest bitch in the world. However, we click and she somehow manages to capture my heart.
Kelly Stu is absolutely crazy.
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A FATASS WHO NEEDS TO DIE ASAP
Kelly delgatto is so fucking fat
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Red Kelly : When a girl gives you oral whilst you at every red light stop whilst you are driving.
How do u know if you have been the receiver of a βRed Kellyβ.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.
By Timmy Passion February 26, 2020
Red kelly
#publicsex #blowjob #oral #cum #redkelly
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"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.
Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?
Male: no, get your facts straight.
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When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.
Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.
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The most beautiful girl will ever see, all the other girls are so jealous of her because she is perfect in every way. She has blue eyes and blonde hair, and basically every guy wants to date her. She has an amazing body, and She runs Cross Country and is a sick tennis player. Emilee often makes refrences to Mac Dre songs such as "not my job!" Usually Todd's normally fall for emilee's.
Todd: Dude emilee kelly makes me so happy, arent you jealous of me?
Chris: Yeah dude congrats, ive always liked emilee kelly, shes a real catch.
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Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly
'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'
'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'
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