Someone who puts ketchup on everything and like the smell of ketchup. Like the color red
Julian is a ketchup addict because he put spicy ketchup on his soup
Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.
My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao
A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
A slur used towards women on their period.
Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.
Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok