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Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017


munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021


rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten

"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017


kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny June 8, 2012


kitten call

A cat call without the lewd.

More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)

*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)

by Queenstarlight March 7, 2018


Big kitten

Gaping vagina

@thebigkitten

Damn, that’s one big kitten

by Kahdnfkbs March 17, 2018


kitten syndrom

it not being able to stop saying the none r nword

mf: huh
mf 2 damn nigga i got kitten syndrome my nigga

by tightbussy77789 January 12, 2022