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Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

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leaf cutter ants

An e x t r e m e l y interesting species of ants. They cut leaves off of trees, then carry it back to their colony. After that, they get the fungal spores off the leaves and plant the spores in their cute little farms under ground. The fungus then grows and that’s the food that the ants eat (not the leaves). To protect the fungus from getting a disease and dying, they use the antibiotics surrounding their body to coat the fungi. Sometimes these ants can get confused and cut paper instead, as was studied in a lab by some entomologists. Favourite animal of all time. Have a nice day! 😀

Leaf cutter ants are EPIC. So are all other insects.

by Leafcutterantsrcool February 4, 2023


Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.

"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"

by DaddyCool23 October 11, 2023


turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012


New-leaf

The word in the Warrior Cat franchise for Spring.

New-leaf was almost here.

by Citris October 20, 2021


loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".

Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.

by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018


pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"

this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees

by skivaper02 August 9, 2017