The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
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A tobacco leaf used to roll usually large amounts to weed
Fronto leaf - “I rolled 7 grams in a Fronto”
A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
A green thing that hangs off a tree all day. Will occasionally fall off the tree during autumn or fall.
You: Dude look at that green thingy on the tree
Me: Yea broski that's a leaf
A girl named Leaf who is usually hot and sexy if I'm being honest. They are shy and cute.
"Yo bro u saw that hot girl the other day?" "Of course I did, shes Leaf"
Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses. The team gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Hates snake oil. Likes code, data, and sloths.
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