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When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.
OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.
When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.
When you fight someone and they lose their legs.
OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS
A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.
Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.
When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.
She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.
when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
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big fat white lines of cocaine
Rebecca snorted the fattest set of goat legs you ever seen!!
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