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High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.
P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.
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Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.
Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!
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A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.
Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.
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we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.
The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.
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While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln
My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.
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Lincoln School for Girls is an all female Quaker school on the east side of Providence, RI. The academics are excellent, but some the girls take this for granted, and are too busy dreaming about public school and boys *gasp!* to even realize the great education they're lucky to have. Some of Lincoln's students recieve financial aid or scholarships and work hard to receive good grades.
At Lincoln, the cafeteria food costs almost as much as the tuiton (which is thousands of dollars), and an extra paper cup will set you back 10 cents. Most Lincoln girls are intelligent, articulate, and classy, but there is a handful of students who fuel the "Lincoln steretype" by wearing skanky outfits, posing in inappropiate manners, and posting these pictures online. Some Lincoln students have been known to act like a darling little goody two shoes and then turn around and get high while screwing their boyfriend. This is not true about the whole school however, so it would be unfair to put a blanket over the student body as a whole. Most of Lincoln's students are smart, intelligent, witty, attractive, and well-dressed. Oh, and did I mention...out of your league?
Boy1: "I hear that at Lincoln School for Girls they make out with eachother in the bathrooms!"
Lincoln Girl: "I find that highly inappropiate and degrading. I am an independent Quaker woman and I have been given Simple Gifts. So FLIK you!"
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Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
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