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A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.
A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."
The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
1. A doo-doo
2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.
1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit
OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG