When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
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When you ruin or mess something up badly but you still think you're right.
When you talk and your voice is 3x louder than anyone else.
the act of motor-boating old saggy boobs
I was totally muck-lucking your mom last night.
like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.
a bum bitch who thinks someones boyfriend likes her after he's even said to her face he doesn't and she continues to spread rumors about it (btw the gif below looks like her because she's a blonde)
boy: "I don't like you allie luck"
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*