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The first food that you eat after brushing your teeth
OMG, that PB&J totally took my mouth virginity!
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a man who gives oral sex to a another man
mouth men generaly named bob, enjoy oversized cocks in there mouth.
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Cabbage Mouth:
1. Cabbage Mouths are usually dirty ole bastards at their wits’ end with fucked up shitty beards; and everything they say is just as fucked as their beards.
2. Cabbage Mouths usually have filthy beards and a smoke-stained set of rotten whiskey teeth.
3. Everything they say is irrelevant because of how fucked their mouths look. Their words sound just as shitty as their mouths look.
4. Cabbage mouths can usually be found hanging around ugly bitches, skanks, slackers, guys named Skeeter, and also shitty bearded douchebag bikers.
5. It is highly likely that someone with a cabbage mouth has fucked up teeth that are going in every direction.
6. These are poor ole bastards with mouthfuls of fucked up teeth.
7. A person with cabbage mouth tendencies usually has chaw slaw (chewing tobacco spit) all over his or her shitty looking beard.
“Hey Skeeter! Did you see that “Cabbage Mouth motherfucker with the shitty beard? “His beard is so fucked! His teeth were fucked too – like a fuckin cat shit in his mouth and his fucked beard.”
"Hey, check out ole Cabbage Mouth over there, his beard is fucked."
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someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth
Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!
Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...
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Blunt Sagittarius will say what it thinks at the drop of a hat. They are known to be outspoken and bossy hence coined the term "sag mouth".
Sorry to be rude...I just have an enormous sag mouth and you can count on me to put my foot in it given the slightest available opportunity.
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When something tastes extremely unbeliveably good.
That grilled cheese was so good it was like a mouth gasm.
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When somebody mindlessly repeats movie quotes in attempt to sound funny or clever. It often occurs either during or after a movie. In many cases, occuring days, months or years after a movie was viewed.
Jesse: "To infinty and BEYOND!!!"
Joe: Dude, chill.
Jesse: "I'll have what she's having."
Joe: "You're such a movie mouth...."
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