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Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"
That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass
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1. A pain you feel when somthing's gone wrong or just plain doesn't happen.
2. A pain you feel when you are betrayed by a friend.
3. A pain you feel when the natural laws of physics don't work. (Video games only)
4. When your playing on spilt-screen and your friend looks at your side. (Video games only)
1. Hey why the hell is my car not starting? *boom* I feel this pain of bullsh*t exploding! WTF!!!
2. "Dude! Nice 69' Mustang! Are we taking this to the
club?" "If by "we" you mean I take the Mustang and you take your Prius, then yes, we're taking it." "I'm feeling the major pain right now!"
3. WTH??!!? I was going 20mph and when I pushed the brake my car exploded!
4. Jeff: "I found you!!!" *shoots*
Jerry: "How in the name of sh*t did you find me under this truck?!"
Jeff: "I looked everywhere else and you weren't there so-"
Jerry: "You were on the other side of the map and we just started fagg0t!"
Jeff: "F*ck you, you f*cking fagg0t! I wasnt screen-looking!"
Jerry: I feel this pain of major screen looking over here!"
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A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.
"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"
"Nah man i got a paper to write."
"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"
" Damn u right"
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A Mixed drink consisting of...
1 part cranberry juice
1 part grand mariner
1 part crushed ice
1 part peach schnapps
A dash of lime juice
The sweet major robinson is an alcoholic drink invented by Major Robinson
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Little country bumpkin village a few hours from cardiff. renouned for it's little thatched cottages and victorian atmosphere. Very quiet and relaxing place to live with the majority of the population being at least 80. Local hangouts include spa and the fox and hounds (the only pub for miles around)
why don't we go away for a country retreat for the weekend. lets go to st brides major
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Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.
Major League Soccer is crappy in the US.
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Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.
Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.
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