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The first in the paper mario series. The main objective of this game is to colect the 8 star spirits and save the princess from the koopa king Bowser AGAIN!
Dude 1: Hey Dude lets go play some Paper Mario man.
Dude 2: Oh which one?
Dude 1: The first one of course!
Dude 2: Do you have to rescue the princess again?
Dude 1: Yeah. =(
Dude 2: WHAT THE F***!
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A short fat plumber who can jump at least 10 feet in the air. He also scores with all the girls in every video game. Why? He saves them. I mean, this guy's not hot. At all. Ever. Also he puts down his brother Lugio....Lingu.....Larugi....that green guy.
Princess Peach likes Mario, so does everyone else. That ho.
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A tandem sex move where both partners finger eachothers anal cavity then together wipe fecal particles on their partners upper lip resulting in mutual shit stashes.
Unbenounced, Barb snuck in a Dirty Sanchez, so I returned the favor and supersized to a Mario and Luigi...
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When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
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We are going to have a Mario Party tonight, are you coming?
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The act of having sex in the third hole, or the butt. Useful if you have to sanitize a story about the buttsecks if young or old ears may be around.
She invited me over to play Mario Golf. When we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that I try the third hole.
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Mario Judah is a American singer, rapper, songwriter, and record producer. In 2017, the 18-year-old Judah began producing music. Three years later, he released his first commercial single "Die Very Rough," as well as for his playful criticism of American rapper Playboi Carti for not releasing his second studio album, Whole Lotta Red.
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