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the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!
person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
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Repeats of terms on urban dictionary for this guy matt whoever he is:
Is it just me or do all the names for Matt have repeated information...Hmmm, written by the same Matt? or describing the same guy?
Here are the repeats of information in the definitions (variations of terms but same gist):
treats you like a princess, charming, sex-god, sexy Beast, creep, player, many layers, confusing, hard to read, liar, beautiful eyes, never get over him, breaks your heart, easy to fall in love with, takes your breath away, sweet, man of few words, shy, quiet, luckiest girl to have him, says all the right things, awkward
did you see all the matt-isms on urban dictionary?-girl
yeah, looks like someones trying to sell themselves -guy
OR, all these girls have had the same matt lol -girl
a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.
"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"
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A fictional character from the movie, "When Gangsters Preach." (1984)
A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.
Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!
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A legend in Somers, Ny that will call you on your phone letting you know if there’s no school or not. He’s the man
“This is Matt Carr calling from the Somers Central School District, please be advised that all schools will be closed due to the inclement weather”
Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.
"He really matt hancocked that"