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It's lunchtime and the choice between Subway and McD's ain't gonna cut it.
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow and there sure isn't any of that at McDonalds. It's a Mid-Lunch Crisis. I ordering Chinese!
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A football game against PNG and Nederland Bulldogs. The only way the Bulldogs can win is if they soak the football field before they play, and every time they get on turf they get there asses kicked. Record is PNG has won 47 and Nederland has only won 31.
PNG always wins mid-county madness
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Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
a song's charting that contains heavy usage of double notes, used in the Friday Night Funkin' community.
bro monster got that mid-fight masses charting.
Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school
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The strongest type of friendship between people whether you've met them or not. They stand up for you over everything and will always resolve arguments. Always up for trolling people and especially the Sonisphere Facebook page and will never leave your side when you need them.
My friends stick up for me because we have that Mid-Febian Bond, unlike the little girl who got owned.
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