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A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.
*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
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All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
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A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.
Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"
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A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.
Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
To pass the time in class me and my friend have Midget Fun.
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Banging your lady from behind in the window and after you blow throwing the her ass out the window.
Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.
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A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...
emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.
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When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.
"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."
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